I like old people
Because I like tea and cookies.
I guess I like the British, too.
I don't know who I like most.
Both have interesting stories,
Both smell and speak strangely,
Both can bore you to death.
Maybe you have a better chance
Keeping conversation with the British,
With subjects like Mtv.
I am not sure why I would even want
To talk about Mtv.
Just the thought of it now
Leaves me feeling
Confused and betrayed.
Maybe old people might be the
Better choice...
Just a thought,
Pass me some honey.